Office by Alex Penny
TT: It is the unification of our strengths that will save us, the dope cognizance we must all attain to weave together an impenetrable gestalt.
TT: There is a higher meaning, as impertinent as it is important. Yet the higher meaning is, meaning becomes meaningless just as irony can become flat,
TT: dumb as hell if we are unable to share and understand each other's worldview, to share in a singular dialectic. As I attempt to perfect others I push them, either closer or away, and that shit needs to get close as my balls tea-bagging a bitch.
hehe~ hi!
who’er-
wait!
i know you!
your jake right?
Yes thats my name!
And i believe you are none other than mister little cal am i correct?
Did you seriously just call him Mister Little Cal because I think you did.
(Source: horse-books)
Goddamn dirk you are influencing me in too many ways to even scribble on paper i hardly know how to sleep anymore.
I will ruin you.
gallowcalibrator: WOULDNT 1T HURT TO H4V3 4 T1G3R TH3R3?
I think that’s the point.
gallowcalibrator: 1 4M SO CONFUS3D
One of my friends thinks my boyfriend would be a tiger in the sack.
whorebible-tier: wait i mnae no that was a trap wasnt it
whorebible-tier: yes try agan jeessus
whorebible-tier: JFC did u hav to word it like that????
Oh, was my phrasing a problem? Do you want me to try again?
NOOS3S 4R3 TH3 B3ST >:]
I’ll keep that in mind for the future.
thatd be unlikely but sure whatever tickles your fancy i guess
like honestly what could you actually do that would hurt me
hypothetically speaking
like you have some fancy muggle contraptions that could pierce my soul or pull out my brainsGuns.
I actually laughed.
